How Could You Keep It Secret?

[poodicat]

When you have just won 39million on the euro lottery!

[lardhelmet]

Ooh - have you pood? You know - I've always liked you!

[B00]

Easily, by moving away from everyone who knows me and not giving them a forwarding address.

[zzxxee]

sew your lips together !!!!!

[zzxxee]

i could easily i have a very large extended family !!!!!!!!!

[lardhelmet]

I wouldn't want to keep it a secret anyway! I could tell the council where to shove their job I'm meant to be soooo grateful to have and then I would walk around the building telling all the kn*bheads who also work there: "Do you know - I've NEVER liked you!"
Oh and I'd also have my new Lambo parked in one of he 20 minutes only guests spaces in the car park!

[hannibalsmith]

Fake my own death and then disappear into a caviar and champagne filled oblivion!

[zzxxee]

sounds good hannibal x

[Booldawg]

By not giving up your council house or part time job at Wilkinsons.

[boxtops]

By not going out in a frock made of tenners!

[Sandy-Wroe]

By not giving up the Incapacity Benefit and the Mobility Car?

[paddywak]

I could keep it a secret but I think the neighbours might suspect when the matching Rollers with personalised number plates turn up on the drive

[snags]

Easily... I'd bu88er off around the world for a year or so...