I laughed. A 'fly your flag' FB page

[Booldawg]

Several of my friends have joined this facebook group about not being able to wear or fly a st georges flag. To be fair I do tend to ride on the right side of centre. When I saw the name of the group I did think 'LOL Daily Mail readership' But when I read the info for the group I nearly wet myself. Do people really read, digest and believe such codsh1t? I'm sure it MUST be tongue in cheek.

'This is my story. First, they took away Christmas and made me call it Winterval, even in my own home. My kids were just confused and upset by it. Then, I had to give away my car for two days each week because immigrants wanted to borrow it. They had vouchers, but when I tried to cash them in I was told the money had to go towards building a new mosque. I found out the new mosque was actually going to be converted from my local church, where my brother (a war veteran) was due to be married in the summer. The vicar killed himself, although that may have been because an Indian lad accused him of molesting him. I love my football and just kept telling myself 'Charlie old boy, whatever happens you'll always have the World Cup to look forward to' and then this. Banning the English flag. I just don't know what to do. Sometimes I cry when I masturbate. That's not right, '

[Jemisa]

There was no need for that last sentence BD

[jake-the-peg]

They missed the EU's straight bananas

[squarebear]

Facebook is mainly inhabited by children. I wouldn't take everything they say as gospel.

[Snafu03]

Not my work Jemisa, I just copied and pasted the whole lot verbatim. Who am I to make editorial decisions?

[daffy654]

Hahahaha :)

People who believe all that stuff are probably the ones who reply to phishing emails and then wonder why their bank account has been emptied.