I Just Shot Olive

[joggerjayne]

What is it with socks, knickers ... and gloves?

They vanish.

I dug out my ski kit yesterday, and ... no gloves !

So I had to buy emergency gloves today, which means I'm £95 out of pocket before we even get on the plane.

Anyway, I thought Olive might have lost my gloves in the wash.

So ... I shot Olive.

I can't remember why I had an air rifle in the kitchen.

And I didn't know it was loaded.

I wasn't even pointing it at Olive.

And I pulled the trigger by accident.

Olive was in the kitchen, tidying up some trays at the time. Yes, she was in the middle of a ...

... "traying" session ... LOL ... okay, sorry, that was painful.

I've got a friendly doctor to treat Olive quietly in the bathroom.

We don't want any adverse publicity. Or blood. Not in the kitchen, anyway. Yuck!

Actually, come to think of it ... I might have left my other gloves at the BF's.

[NazNomad]

o .............................. k.

[Vicasso]

I once worked with someone who swore that socks were the larval form of wire coat hangers........as odd socks disappeared, the number of wire coathangers in his wardrobe grew.

[zzxxee]

are you ok jj ?? i dont quite get this or is it me ??

[knowabit]

Did you give Olive a nice sum of money and ask her to not tell anyone??

[DTCwordfan]

think I am going to Fosters with laughter in the cat tray.....

presuming olive is a cat.....or a parrot?

[Mick-Talbot]

JJ, is Cashley Cole. But without the cash,

geddit?

[zzxxee]

phew pixi x :0)

[Mick-Talbot]

olive, is JJ's cleaner.

[Mick-Talbot]

skiing gloves are gloves, worn when skiing.

[zzxxee]

DT Olive is jj's cleaner who is addicted to watcing Jeremy Kyle

[zzxxee]

you have to live in or near Brighton Pixi cos thats where jj lives ;0)

[zzxxee]

dont think she would relocate she likes the seagulls to much lol

[DTCwordfan]

Now I understand - just because Jayne is an Ashley Cole fan - 5 years for assault, me thinks, and no remission.

[joggerjayne]

I just popped out ...

On the run, you understand, after shooting Olive The Parrot.

LOL

[Dris]

Well -coming late into it so to speak ..................I did lol even before i read the other posts but then perhaps I ought to get out more given I did 'get' it -good one JJ :)))