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Funeral Expenses?
FUNERAL EXPENSES:
A WOMAN AND HER EVER-NAGGING HUSBAND WENT ON VACATION IN JERUSALEM.
WHILE THEY WERE THERE, THE HUSBAND PASSED AWAY.
THE UNDERTAKER TOLD THE WIFE,
"YOU CAN HAVE HIM BURIED HERE IN THE HOLY LAND FOR $150
OR WE CAN HAVE HIM SHIPPED BACK STATESIDE FOR $5,000.
THE WIFE THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND TOLD THE
UNDERTAKER SHE WOULD HAVE HIM SHIPPED BACK HOME.
THE UNDERTAKER ASKED HER,
"WHY WOULD YOU SPEND $5,000 TO HAVE HIM SHIPPED
HOME WHEN YOU COULD HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BURIAL HERE,
AND IT WOULD ONLY COST $150????"
THE WIFE REPLIED,
"LONG AGO, A MAN DIED HERE, WAS BURIED HERE,
AND THREE DAYS LATER, HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD.
I JUST CAN’T TAKE THAT CHANCE!"
A WOMAN AND HER EVER-NAGGING HUSBAND WENT ON VACATION IN JERUSALEM.
WHILE THEY WERE THERE, THE HUSBAND PASSED AWAY.
THE UNDERTAKER TOLD THE WIFE,
"YOU CAN HAVE HIM BURIED HERE IN THE HOLY LAND FOR $150
OR WE CAN HAVE HIM SHIPPED BACK STATESIDE FOR $5,000.
THE WIFE THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND TOLD THE
UNDERTAKER SHE WOULD HAVE HIM SHIPPED BACK HOME.
THE UNDERTAKER ASKED HER,
"WHY WOULD YOU SPEND $5,000 TO HAVE HIM SHIPPED
HOME WHEN YOU COULD HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BURIAL HERE,
AND IT WOULD ONLY COST $150????"
THE WIFE REPLIED,
"LONG AGO, A MAN DIED HERE, WAS BURIED HERE,
AND THREE DAYS LATER, HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD.
I JUST CAN’T TAKE THAT CHANCE!"
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