How Odd Is This?

[gness]

I have nightmares and sleepwalk. Last night I woke up to find myself searching for insurance documents in the pile of books at my bedside because in my nightmare I had had a call saying I have been involved in a car accident. I ended up in the garage checking my car for damage!
While I was chatting to a friend on the phone a few minutes ago a message has been left asking me to call a company regarding an insurance claim connected with a BMW. Called them giving the reference number left on my answerphone....but they refused to discuss anything with me until I gave my name......I won't do that....so stalemate. But I have checked my Honda again. :-) x
Wish I could have a Johhny Depp dream if they are going to come true. :-(

[Tilly2]

Have you had a prang with a BMW..?

[Barmaid]

Oh crap, Mr BM drives a BMW. He was allegedly involved in a prang a month ago. Crap crap crap.

[gness]

Tilly!!! Never had a prang and avoid BMWs like the plague...unless driven by ex RMs ;-) x

[gness]

Wasn't me, Barmaid.....unless I was sleep driving...x

[Barmaid]

I don't actually think it was Mr BM either, Gness. Still something else for me to deal with.

Have contacted all 3 witnesses, done measurements of scene, taken pics of scene and car. Like I don't have enough to blummin well do.

[gness]

Mmmm....I was a little concerned because of the things I lost in my purse theft incident but heyho....anyone stealing my identity is in for a shock. It comes with one demented mother, a batty sister and a bloody sore leg. :-( x

[Baldric]

Missed me again gness!!!!!
;o)

[jno]

was there anything in your purse that would allow people to enter your dreams, like in horror movies? Like your sleep password or anything?

[albaqwerty]

It might just be the guy searching your dreams to find out about your potential as a future MIL :-)

[gness]

I have time, Baldric...plenty of time....keep looking over those muscular shoulders........;-) x

Of course there was, Jno....you know me.....living in hope. x

[Baldric]

gness, going off subject a bit, you mentioned 'bump' on your poorly leg,
I've almost got rid of the one on my arm by massaging it with a biro tube type thing at every opportunity, not a lot left now.

[gness]

Oh Alba...met the son-in-law to die for in the pub yesterday.....absolutely gorgeous.....took me a while to suss out he has a wife...:-( x

[gness]

Baldric....can't even bear to wear my walking socks because the pain's so bad in the area of most damage. Less of an obvious bump now....just a strangely bent leg and still, after three months, bruising. x

[Baldric]

Ouch! probably best leave well alone then,
I get my (non) plaster off next week officially,
Don't think I'll notice too much change though

[albaqwerty]

gness, there are arrangements which could be sorted to solve that dilemma :-D
(No, nothing nasty)

[gness]

I can't do but leave it alone....I now think I would have been better to have broken it......this looks so abnormal and not a sign of healing.
Considering using the contents of one of mother's hollow statues of the Virgin Mary but I'm not sure which contains the Lourdes water and which the Poteen..;-) x

[gness]

Spill the beans then, Alba......:-) x

[Barmaid]

I'll come and test them for you.......

[albaqwerty]

drink both to be on the safe side gness.

You could always suggest to his wife that you've always found his interests in the bedroom rather exciting :-D