The Motor Cycle Accident.

[starone]

Paddy says to Murphy.... "My mate came off his motorbike today....".

"Oh really" Murphy answers....

"Yes" Paddy replies.... "He has brain damage, two broken arms and is blind in one eye....".

"Bloody hell says Murphy, no wonder he came off!"

[marval]

lol

[Old_Geezer]

Not sure our Irish contingent will approve but I rather liked that one.