Insuring Yourself Against Attackers.

[wolf63]

You couldn't make it up.

 

https://www.gbnews.com/news/seaside-business-introduces-new-toastie-insurance-after-thieving-seagulls-pinch-food

[Canary42]

They should be a bit careful - strictly speaking they're selling a financial product - a heavily regulated area.

 

Beware a Jobsworth from FCA.

 

[wolf63]

I wonder if they plan on interviewing and prosecuting the theif.

They might have to go back to stealing crisps from shops.

[Old_Geezer]

That's the problem with protecting a species sensible enough to push their luck and see what they can get away with. If folk fought them off successfully then they'd know they weren't "top dog" and would stop trying to nick stuff from humans.

[chelle7272]

I might let the businesses round the harbour here know about that!