Before Surgery..

[Patsy33]

Before surgery, the anesthetist said they could put me under with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

[mallyh]

that's a knock out x

[Canary42]

You can tell this is an old joke because they stopped using ether as an anaesthetic many many years go.

I was unfortunate to have had it in 1947, administered by a GP in his surgery, no nurse present, just the GP and my stepfather.  It was a most unpleasant experience.

[Leadion]

🤣 where you get this one from?