day 4,,2007.....yet another unforunate incident

[curlylfim]

whilst having a little lay in, before work, i decided a low fat sausage sarnie would be a good way to start the day, whilst i had just 10 more minutes, my good lady decided to start cooking the sausages, as i walked through the kitchen on the way to the bath room, she decided, after turning the sausage with tongs, she would turn my "sausage" with the same tongs.........causing 3rd degree burns to the little fella......
after some chaffing, from me suede lined cycling shorts, i'm am im some degree of discomfort...
any ideas on how to help my situation??????


ps, its a good idea not to try to open a can with a broken finger nail, as i found out earlier......

[benchmark]

your 'joke' is not even funny please give up now and save yourself the shame

[nursecarla]

Why did you have a sausage down your shorts? xxxxxxx

[Athley]

Stick it in a pot of Ski strawberry yoghurt and leave it on for a few hours.

Where did you get your suede cycling shorts from??????
Are you German curly ??

:o)

[ummmm1]

Poor you Curly.....you just dont have any luck do you. With your poorly finger and little man we know what you wont be doing for a while

[unruliejulie]

OUCH!!!! maybe she'll give it the kiss of life for you curly??? Thats if you're very lucky, after all, it was her fault! She owes ya, big time!!!!!!

[chicklin]

I agree with unruliejulie - the least she can do is kiss it better seeing as she nearly killed it!!

[unruliejulie]

and its day 3, not 4 2007! LOL

[curlylfim]

cheers all, lucky it does not see much use lately.........i suppose as me hand is poorly too..........

a nice chap down the pub, with a smart handle bar moustache, has a shop that sells mainly some strange austrian folk wear, all leather and lycra, he got the shorts for me.....

[curlylfim]

ps, i'm having a groundhog day.....

[PinkFizz]

ooh,haven't seen the post about the broken fingernail - please enlighten! xx

[curlylfim]

not very exciting but here pinkfizz...ta

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Q uestion343215.html