Driving with no insurance, not my fault, honest!

[Loosehead]

I was stopped the other day and I was sure I was insured but the police said that my engine number did not match my log book . I seem to remember that I was abducted by aliens the week before whilst out driving and they changed the chemical make up of my car. Of course after they finished experimentiing with me they re-materialised my car but due to the transporter beam they used my engine number had a couple of digits transposed. I do of course have alien life forms down as named drivers so do you think they'll just prosecute me for driving uninsured or will they also do me for allowing extraterrestrials to drive uninsured too. I know I have been a very foolish person and deserve to be disassembled at a sub atomic level and have the bits scattered through sub space. What sort of a fine wil I get?

[redcrx]

looks like a life sentence unless you can prove that at the time the police stopped you your brain was being used for medical research by said aliens and that the policeman was ginger.
Of course, if it was just that you thought you were insured and you find you werent (aliens never being involved) then youd have been let off with a cheery wave and a bunch of flowers from the policeman, with a promise of a real policewoman to appear at a venue of your choice as the strippergram.

[samsong7]

Something ASTRONOMICAL....out of this world I would imagine

[NORMANTHEDOG]

i dont really know,they might cut off your testicles and insert them in your eyesockets after they have eaten your eyeballs,or they might just send you over to poland with all the other uninsured drivers.

[bricro1]

Don't worry if you get fined because you are going to win the Booker prize!!

[jake-the-peg]

I think you can get up to 7 years for possession of LSD but they tend to go easy on a first offence

[Toureman]

I cannot see you getting any fine or points on your licence, your excuse is more plausable than most of the excuses given by other non-insured drivers on here.

[Panic Button]

You fell for it again Norm!

[Loosehead]

Norman, Panic, admit it! It was a better effort than the greenies!

[dilligaf]

Whatever your smoking send me some.

[ahmedbaf]

by law you were commiting a crime, however due to the catostrphic ordeal with aliens i am sure that PC bob is going to let you off, maybe just send you around mars a few times as a punishement

[Panic Button]

Come on Loosey, it's not imaginative enough.

This is how to do it!

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Law/Question435 686.html