God i'm bored at work

[bobjugs12]

It's true, i'm so dismally bored that i'm even contemplating doing some actual work, or going to the gym!!!




Help me please before I do something I regret (like my job)

[NoMercy]

Get back to work... I don't pay you to chat...

[mccfluff]

you're supposed to be coming round to mine.....

[bobjugs12]

Sorry boss. I'll get straight back to doodling, and sleeping under my desk

McFluff, i can't just walk out. Appearances and all that

[NoMercy]

You barstud... you told me you'd ended it with fluffy....

[B00]

Don't let Doc hear you! It was Doc who used to froth at the mouth over folk posting here whilst at work wasn't it?

[bobjugs12]

I didn't realise i'd even started it with fluffy? I'm just using my hoovering skills to clean her house for a fiver

[Bobbisox]

and you were asking for friendship, your'e a male hussy so you are !

[NoMercy]

Yea.... I bet that's what John Terry said...

[bobjugs12]

Who was Doc?

It'd make him even more mad to know that he's paying my extortionate wages as well :)

[mccfluff]

i am paying you, not get your butt in gear

[zzxxee]

DO YOU FANCY A game of snap ?
i will start (puts card down)
4 of spades

[bobjugs12]

Look ladies,

theres enough of big bob to go round

[mccfluff]

just get the hoovering done, and the dusting, oh you can mop the kitchen floor and sort the cat out whilst your at it

pleanty of tea in the pot, i'll just nip to the pub, to errrr borrow a cup of sugar and i'll be back to help in a mo

[Bobbisox]

baggs the lower torso then he-he

[Barmaid]

Bob - do you do domestic chores naked?

I could do with something interesting to look at whilst the house gets clean.

[Bbbananas]

Yeah, but barmaid I don't think you'd like to witness first-hand and close-up what he'll do with your hoover nozzle....

[bobjugs12]

zzxxee - Snap! Ha i win.
Mcfluff - You can do one if you think i'm going anywhere near your cat. You've just increased the fee to £100,000 for the moggy.
bobbi - I'm not a piece of meat. You need to buy me a drink first!!

[bobjugs12]

Barmaid. How very dare you. Naked??? Me???

I'm a gentleman. I'll wear my elephant posing puch thank you very much!

[mccfluff]

ok ok just the cleaning then, murph can come to the pub with me

[Barmaid]

OUCH Salla!

Dammit Bob, I shall have to get the BF to strip off and do it instead.