"Sold . . .

[Buenchico]

. . . to the man in the dunce's cap!"

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/clumsy-scots-husband-costs-wife-32495109

[Smowball]

Christ she must have the patience of a saint!!

[1ozzy]

I attended a charity auction with one of my sons, it was for his school.

I didn't realise I was bidding against him ( and he didn't realise he was bidding against me) until the auction finished and he asked me to pay for the item he was successful on.

Hmm, it was a quiet drive home that night...

[1ozzy]

But we got a nice vase that his mother liked😏

[jno]

But he didn't realise he was actually expected to buy the painting afterwards.

er, wot? What was he actually doing, just shouting random numbers?

[retrocop]

What a thicko.

[Canary42]

She's a lucky lass being able to overlook the "cost" aspect of his otherwise amusing behaviour.  I hope he doesn't bankrupt them.

[douglas9401]

I'm  sure he'll be able to recover the outlay via his next few invoices to his lucky customers.