Well caveman, the first thing you need to do, is get rid of the horrible whiney tone of your myspace page and get more than 46 friends on there. The way you've worded it gives no information about what you want to do, it's a simply a moan about how naff your own life is, so change your sales pitch firstly and get the chip off your shoulder of assuming that anyone famous is beyond your reach. They're simply normal and human like the rest of us, and perfectly reachable if you have something valid to say.
If you need to network this, then people need to understand what you want, and at present there is no information about that whatsoever. Also I'd drop the 'untreated medical conditions' bit as well, as that sounds as though it might be a scam seeking money to people.
Just think about what you want to do and achieve and work it slightly differently, because the above post and your myspace profile are really offputting.