Electrician In Heaven.

[bookbinder]

An electrician dies and goes to heaven. As he approaches the Pearly Gates, he passes an honour guard of heavenly trumpets, which are sounding a golden call in his praise. "Oh," he thinks, "this is very nice." He then sees a heavenly choir of angels, who are singing a hymn that is dedicated to him. "My word!" says the electrician to himself. "I didn't expect all this." He arrives at the Pearly Gates, to see a smiling Saint Peter, waiting to greet him. "Welcome, welcome!" says Saint Peter. "It's a great honour for us to welcome you!" "Well," says the electrician, "You have done me proud, but is this usual?" "Not really," says Saint Peter, "but it isn't every day that we get to welcome a soul who is 148 years old!" "But," says the electrician, "I'm not 148 years old!" "You must be!" replies the saint. "We've been reading your timesheets!"

[jno]

obviously a bright spark

[Tilly2]

What's his current situation?

[Georgiesmum]

That shocked him!

[bookbinder]

He had been accused of keeping two ohms going, after his wife said to him, "Wire you insulate?"

[fcc]

Did he volt over the peary gates to get in?

[fcc]

^^ ^^
pearly

[AZardoz]

That usually presented as a lawyer joke.
Billing hours.

[AZardoz]

*That's*
(keyboard)