situation vacant

[Mick-Talbot]

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Due to unforeseen circumstances A fantastic position has just become vacant ,
we urgently need ........ someone to massage one Fluffing great big ego.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UC5bcAe71g

[ttfn]

post holder ?
thuddddddddddddddddddddd

[craft1948]

I can slap things about a bit.............

[craft1948]

I'll get me coat..............

[micmak]

I'm clearly missing something, anyone care to enlighten me?