male escort

[dutch69]

I would like to know how to become a male escort, without having to pay the massive signing on fee.

[Ankou]

just do what i did. place an ad in a local paper and take it from there. once established, a website showing body and profile is also useful - providing it is a selling point - and an email / web-based booking form allows for discrete booking without the need to speak, which some will consider a hurdle for first time booking.

good luck.

[mccfluff]

don;t do what ankou did and turn up wearing a glittery spandex jumpsuit

[Davethedog]

But do, do what Ankou did and get a spandex glittery jock strap with matching nipple piercings.

[Ankou]

i provided the link to my escort website for you to book my time, not criticise my attire - which i might add, you both requested.

[mccfluff]

i asked for forest green not sunset orange - you clashed

[vivandorron]

You want to escort males do you? :-)

Ron.

[Ankou]

ron, proper male escorts do both.

mostly sex does not occur, but with fluffster and davethedog, me turning up in spandex overwhelmed their inhibitions.

[rowanwitch]

You will need a wardrobe of top end clothes suitable for all occasions, and your grooming costs will be high. You may need to get your head round the idea that many of your clients although able to afford your services will be physically less appealling and if you are planning on providing extras consider the implications to your self esteem and associated health risks

[mccfluff]

*swoon*

[Ankou]

good point about sexual health there rowan, and much to my chagrin, with fluffster and dave i learnt the hard way.

[rowanwitch]

If it drops off you can always offer a no extras service pays less though

[wolf63]

You would have to be able to dance, know which item of cutlery to use and be able to talk 'small talk' for hours on the ladies favourite subject (cats, dogs and Stargate for me). CRB clearance is essential.

I have a business card printing kit - you will need cards to leave in pubs and phone boxes (if you can find one).

[mccfluff]

for the last time , you caught that off the cat not me!

[rowanwitch]

You would also be able to drive a variety of vehicles and have comprehensive any car insurance as while the lady may have a nice set of wheels she may prefer to be driven.

[albaqwerty]

^^ going by that expession I think the cat caught something....

Rowan is right about sexual health matters. If you have a business card displayed in shops or phone kiosks be prepared for most unpleasant clients.

[wolf63]

Did Murph put her claws into a tasty looking chipolata?

[Ankou]

christ on a bike, he's dutch69 not james bond!

[rowanwitch]

A colleague used to do it to make money on the side he said to get the jobs worth doing the ladies want a fantasy figure and for that read James Bond or equivalent...

[Ankou]

and some want a fireman or a naval captain.

others (i.e. weirdo's) specifically request illuminous spandex.

[Davethedog]

Ankou you said you would never tell, by the by the doctor says he will see you Wednesday.