Quickie
John and Nancy decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon
quickie with their six-year-old son in the flat was to send him out
on the balcony and get him to report on all the neighborhood
activities.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plans into
operation. "There's a car being towed from the flats opposite he said.
"An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed. "Looks like the
Smiths have company," he called out, "Matthew's riding a new bike and the
Sanders are having sex."
His mum and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father
asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.
When the men came back from a tour of duty in Northern Ireland, it used to be called the green smartie time, ie chuck the green smarties onto the grass and say Go and eat as many as you can find!