Aatp

[Jemisa]

ATTORNEY AND THE PATHOLOGIST.....................................


In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a
pathologist. Here's what happened:

Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you
taken the pulse?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you check for breathing?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't
sure the man was dead, were you?

Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting
in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there
practicing law somewhere.

[tonyav]

LOL, very good Jem. but isn't this supposed to be in the joke section.

[boxtops]

why is it headed AATP? That's a professional qualification!

[Baldric]

^^^ Probably 'cause it's under jobs!

[boxtops]

oh.... initials of the title.... :-(

[Grandma_Yiddo]

Very good.

[Jemisa]

Its under 'jobs' coz I miss-clicked (It does happen when one has a SM)

& Aatp, because I couldn't be @rsed to type
'Attorney and the Pathologist!!' Doh!

jem