A Girl Has A Baby And The Midwife Says, "he's Black" ..........
.............................. The girl says, "I needed money, so I did a porn film and the guy was black".
The midwife says, "he's also got blonde hair".
"Well, the other man in the film was blonde", replies the girl.
The midwife then says, "he's got slanted eyes".
"The third man was chinese", replies the girl.
The midwife then slaps the baby and he starts to cry. "Thank f*** for that" says the girl, "for a minute there, I thought he was going to bark!"