My girlfriend worked for Monmouth (borough)Council in Mamhilad for years. And I've done a couple of construction jobs in there for ICI or whatever they're called now.
Grey chest hair poking coyly through the holes in the string vest, a belt holding the trousers up underneath the beer belly, a glimpse of hairy builders bum every time he bends over and he has an all purpose extra long little finger nail which doubles up as a tooth pick and an object for searching for earwax
It was in Mamhilad, it was too cold to work so me and my mate made 'snow blocks' with a shutter box. We were just putting the finishing touches to our (enormous) Igloo when the boss came around the corner and caught us. Sack aho, we thought.
"Gawd"he said,"that's blumming fantastic boys, can I take the box home for the kids"
Happy days.