Heathrow Airport Staff Told To Keep A Breast Of Things.

anotheoldgit | 11:51 Fri 16th Aug 2013 | News

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2395532/Al-Qaida-Heathrow-terror-experts-fear-women-suicide-bombers-hide-explosives-BREAST-IMPLANTS.html

/// Sources have said that security at Heathrow is taking longer as they check busts. ///

That's a 'hands on' type of job for sure.

I wonder when the 'women's rights league' will complain that women are being specifically picked on?

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FredPuli43

Never, AOG. The "women's rights league" whoever and whatever constitutes it, is not so brainless.

But anybody who says "She's got a great pair of bazookas" is likely to cause alarm at Heathrow.

mazie

LOL fred, I was just going to say the same :o)

Zacs-Master

A variation on Barnes Wallis's bouncing bomb, possibly.

anotheoldgit

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'TnTs' could that be a misspelling?

wolf63

I keep my shopping list and my door keys in my bra ~ the terrorists are just copying me.

It would be much simpler if clothing for women had more pockets.

ichkeria

I don't see how this could be detected other than by some sort of special sensor. A bit of extra 'poking around' would presumably be about as useful as squeezing a drinks bottle to detect the nature of its contents.

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wolf63

/// I keep my shopping list and my door keys in my bra ~ the terrorists are just copying me ///

I've heard of keys being placed at the back of one's neck to stop a nose bleed, but inside a bra?????????????????

And I bet you get some strange stares in the supermarket, fumbling inside your bra for your shopping list? :0)

FredPuli43

No, AOG, wolf63 pretends she is breast feeding and has mislaid the baby.

My partner had a bat in her bra once. No proper explanation was ever forthcoming. That might have deterred security from further investigation.

Zacs-Master

Bats are mammals. Mammary glands. Connection? No? OK.

ummmm

I keep stuff in my bra as well. Usually just my debit card if I have no pockets.

jno

must have been awkward taking it out when she got to the wicket, FredPuli?

Batman7070

I keep my keys in my bat suit and I can confirm bats are partial to mammary glands

wolf63

ummmm ~ the problem with debit cards is that, if you forget to take it out before you hit the check-out, there isn't really a subtle way to fish it out for the cashier.

Using keys for a nosebleed AOG ~ now that is just odd! :D

fred ~ "bats in the belfry is to be changed to "bats in the bra"

Eve

I keep my phone in mine, would take a brazen thief to try and snatch it from there.

Spoonboy

I can see it now...

...O ti**, another one.

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Eve

/// I keep my phone in mine, would take a brazen thief to try and snatch it from there. ///

I would have thought that all thieves were brazen, but that raises an interesting question, if a thief were to snatch your phone from your bra, would he be charged with 'theft of a phone' or 'sexual assault'?