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It was time for a dog’s annual checkup.
Following the vet’s instructions, its owner collected a stool sample and dropped it in a plastic container before they left for his office.
When they arrived, he handed the sample to the receptionist, who immediately cracked a smile.
The container read "I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter."
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.
The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him.
"Hey look, I'm a vet - I don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions. I can tell what's wrong just by looking." She smugly added, "Why can't you?"
The doctor nodded, stood back, looked her up and down, quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to her and said, “There you are. Of course, if that doesn't work, we'll have to have you put to sleep."
Following the vet’s instructions, its owner collected a stool sample and dropped it in a plastic container before they left for his office.
When they arrived, he handed the sample to the receptionist, who immediately cracked a smile.
The container read "I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter."
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.
The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him.
"Hey look, I'm a vet - I don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions. I can tell what's wrong just by looking." She smugly added, "Why can't you?"
The doctor nodded, stood back, looked her up and down, quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to her and said, “There you are. Of course, if that doesn't work, we'll have to have you put to sleep."
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