Depressingtime Of Year Because ...

[joggerjayne]

All the ski resorts are closing their lifts, because there's hardly any snow left.

:0(

On the plus side ... nearly time to start working on the bum tan.

Swings and roundabouts. So to speak.

[Psybbo]

Bum tan??

[joggerjayne]

I can't even type a thread heading without muffing it up.

:0(

[decmangan]

Need any help?

[joggerjayne]

You know ... a sun tan ... on your bum.

By the end of the winter you have a white butt. Everything else gets tanned from wandering around. Your butt needs a bit more work. Unless you walk around with your bum out, obviously.

[tonyav]

I used to get that regularly when I was a kid, my old man used to say Tony if you don't pack that in 'Im gonna tan your @rse'.

[decmangan]

Sorry misunderstood!

[joggerjayne]

naughty!

[berniecuddles]

you are pure class JJ pure class....!! xx

[Psybbo]

Ah, I thought you were getting the whip out

[joggerjayne]

lol

sorry

:0/

[berniecuddles]

lol @ tony

[tonyav]

Thanks JJ.

[Psybbo]

Gawd, done it again

[joggerjayne]

You made us all smile, tony.

[joggerjayne]

So anyway, it's a case of trying to find spots on the balcony to work on the bum tan.

In theory, there's the naturist beach at Black Rock, but then there's ...

1. Pervy people with camera phones, and

2. Windmill Man.

[tonyav]

Hang on, who is windmill man ?.

[joggerjayne]

Tony ... if you guess ... you will be right.

He's a, err ... "regular" on the naturist beach.

And yes ... it's because he does THAT!

[tonyav]

LOL LOL.

[humbersloop]

tony, chucking a clog at him doesn't work...

[joggerjayne]

Haven't tried that, sloopy.