Celebrating

[rsvp]

It's not news that I'm thick when it comes to anything technical - however, am celebrating with a bottle of red and a large packet of kettle fried chips (I really know how to live) cos I've bought, unpacked, connected and successfully set up my new printer.....and, and and......have just printed off the entire rule book for my sport absolutely perfectly. Genius or what!

[gness]

Celebrating??? Ye gods....if I did that the family would throw a party!

Well done....☺

[Maydup]

Proud of you rsvp! What flavour kettles?

[rsvp]

Am so chuffed gness - thank you for the well done
Slightly salted maydup - I can't believe how good they tasted!

[tonyav]

Yep definitely something to celebrate, well done rsvp. Open another bottle.

[rsvp]

Oh....oh, well if you insist tonyav maybe I will - good idea.

[tonyav]

Yes I do insist, rsvp ;-)

[carrust]

The Villa players are celebrating... They've won a corner and they're doing a lap of honour:-)

[Psybbo]

Cheers, well done

[tonyav]

carrust
The Villa players are celebrating... They've won a corner and they're doing a lap of honour:-)


Wot, I'd expect at least an open top bus, rusty.

[rsvp]

Carrust my late father supported Aston Villa all his life so it's very pertinent you posted this on my night of triumph
Psybbo - thank you.
Tonyav - you'll get the blame in the morning if I open a 2nd one!

[carrust]

They drove the bus through Oldbury and it got nicked:-)

[tonyav]

Tonyav - you'll get the blame in the morning if I open a 2nd one!


Don't worry I'll send you a box of paracetamol.rsvp.

rusty, it would have got nicked long before it reached Oldbury !.

[carrust]

Fiesta time at Villa..... They've scored

[tonyav]

Yep, good old Gabby. But can they hang on ?.

[DTCwordfan]

Hic......says he on the Adams Ale.

[askyourgran]

Well done rsvp, (don't get the salt from your Kettles on the scanner, it plays havoc with it).

[tonyav]

How long have you been on the Adams, DT ?.

[DTCwordfan]

Paul Lambert signs up a new foreign wunder-kid

On the new boy’s first day of training, Lambert picks up a ball and shouts very slowly:

'You get this and kick it at the goal.'

The new super-kid looks a bit bewildered but carries on nonetheless.

The next day at training, exactly the same thing happens.

Paul Lambert stops play, scoops the ball up and shouts - even slower than last time:

'You get this and score a goal.'

Again the young foreign kid looks discombobulated, but carries on.

On the third day, it happens again:

'You get this and score a goal.'

This time, the foreign super-kid finally cracks, so shouts to his new manager:

'Boss, I speak very good English and know what to do!'

Lambert says:

'Not you son, I’m talking to Darren Bent!'

[DTCwordfan]

just at home, tony, since the end of August, only three glasses of red in that time. Consumption down to 4 glasses a week max.

[tonyav]

LOL.