26 Grand a year for frying fish!

[Laurinha]

I saw an ad in the newspaper job section for a 'fish frier', the salary was �26 000p/a is that possible?

[Laurinha]

No worries, I was reading - Salmon Rushdie's new book

[ELVIS68]

What one the Atantic verses

[ELVIS68]

Atlantic

[Laurinha]

The one about MARLIN Monroe

[ELVIS68]

 Yeh diamonds are a PEARLS best friend

[steg]

did yous learn all the fish gags @ school

[Laurinha]

It was JOHN DORY that taught me most of mine!

[ELVIS68]

 private fishing keep out

[Laurinha]

Was that a BAITed question?

[ELVIS68]

Jack Lemon now he had sole

[Laurinha]

His career is on the Roe-d out though

[snapdharlich]

Well I have to admit that I am not impressed with this childish waste of time on our lovely, helpful site.

It's a sprat all I can take!...

[Laurinha]

Oooooh! I'm TETRA-fied!

[ELVIS68]

Its going to top the scales this one

[Laurinha]

Yeah we've spawned a good one here

[ELVIS68]

 TOPE class

[Laurinha]

I guess I should hit the ROE-d, do my MULLET before I hit the town

[Laurinha]

I'm gonna make like a SEAL and walk into a club

[ELVIS68]

and drop the ladies a line

[Laurinha]

I won't be KOI that's for sure