The Feel Good Friday Thread

[Barmaid]

Well I do need cheering up. Discovered I have a rat infestation yesterday. Managed to despatch 15 babies but ASBO and I cant find mummy rat(s). Rat man is going to charge £80. I've promised ASBO smoked salmon pate for a month if he finds the breeding female and sends her to the rat hole in the sky, but having eaten about 4 of the blighters yesterday he's feeling a little disinterested today. I wonder if he knows that he is going to Kitty Gulag for a fortnight.

I am consoling myself that it is my last working Friday before hols.

So lets have a happy Friday thread..........

[ummmm]

I can't be happy, I'm in pain, I have a massive bruise on my bum :-)

[murraymints]

EEK... you may be coming home to ratsville !! leave ASBO and a few mates skulking !

[murraymints]

ouch Ummmmm... get Mr Ummmmm to kiss it better !

[Barmaid]

Take ibuprofen and monitor the situation....... ;)

[albaqwerty]

I like a happy Friday thread.

Going food shopping shortly, paying bills and am extremely glad to be in a position to do so.

Tonight, glass or 3 of cider with and after din-dins.

Kitty is hiding upstairs somewhere as he's due to see the vet when his slave comes home :-D

[Smowball]

Dare I ask ummmm??
Barmaid - how will you know if he's caught the breeding female?
Oh and Mr Smow is away so I have the TV and couch to myself tonight!: ) I'm easily pleased lol.

[1ozzy]

I've been having a rather crappy Friday until I read about a bruised bum.

Come on Ummmm, all the details, you know you want to.

[albaqwerty]

jeez, ummm, what did ye do now? xx

[NoMercy]

I've just been for my 20 week scan. Now home to tackle housework and laundry.

[jim360]

Well, for me, this is either going to be a great Friday or a *** one. May have to wait a while to find out which...

(Long story short, not seen someone in six months, we have been sort of back in email touch over the Summer, hopefully when I get back to Edinburgh will meet up again, asked her so today, awaiting her reply.)

[Patsy33]

Ah, a little boy! Little boys are so sweet x

[EcclesCake]

I'm hoping the day is going to get better. I went to GP for a blood test at 08.50 and had to run the gauntlet of two separate school runs. Went to Wiatrose to find they had no fennel so had to completely rethink tonight's supper on the hoof.

Don't envy you though BM, a rat infestation isn't good :(

[ummmm]

I fell out of bed in spectacular fashion :-) no carpet in the bedroom.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^
That was to NoM!

[aelmpvw]

i'm just hoping asbo is your cat and not your husband ...

[NoMercy]

Something you want to tell us, Patsy? :-)

[Barmaid]

Smow: I'll know because he will probably dump it at my feet. Although then the question arises of "how do you sex a rat" to which I suppose the answer is "carefully".

It's the bloody landlord's fault. He's left a huge pile of wood in the corner which is rat heaven.

NoM - all well? Do you know the sex? Are you going to divulge?

Alba - I might have to join you in a wee drinkie later.

[NoMercy]

Nope, BM, still none the wiser. Baby wouldn't turn around and she couldn't get all the measurements.

Further scan booked in 2 weeks :-(

[Islay]

I can't be happy I am grumpy angry bitter and twisted - my holiday is in danger and I can't even enjoy the cute new pumps I am wearing!!

[Barmaid]

Jim - I hpe it turns out to be a good one.

Eccles - no, the rats ate all the fennel.....

Ummmm - havent I warned you about swinging from the chandeliers?

Ael - of course. I call the OH far worse things than ASBO!