My Personal Data Hacked

[Theland]

Oh dear! My personal data has been hacked!
How traumatic!
Now the whole world knows that I prefer Andrex to San Izal, cheese on toast to Dominos pizza, and that my hobby is dressing up in my wife's frocks whilst drinking my favourite beer!
Is nothing sacred?
Now I will have to join a group for counselling and mutual support!
Is anybody else suffering this hellish nightmare?
Will the torture never end?
HELP !

[emmie]

not been hacked i confess they would find little info on me if they did,

[Zacs-Master]

It's enough to turn you to religion, ain't it!

[Mamyalynne]

Tesco Card?

[emmie]

can't help with the counselling suggest Samaritans they are good at listening..

[Voltage]

best say a prayer!

[Theland]

Been praying all day and not one of my horses has come in!

[Voltage]

the lord works in mysterious ways ;-)

[Theland]

I wonder if MI5 have a file on me?
I was once barred from a pub!
Does that count?

[nailit]

//I was once barred from a pub!
Does that count?//

Dunno, look it up on You Tube ;-)

[Arksided]

I never knew I had relatives in Africa, all they need is my bank details and will forward me an inheritance.

[CrapAtCryptics]

Would you care to name and shame your antivirus program?

[Theland]

Thinking of signing up for a Co Op membership card.
But is it safe?
Are all my posts on Answerbank now in the hands of the Spooks?

[Mamyalynne]

Yes.

[Buenchico]

Ruddy 'eck, Theland!

It's many months since I uploaded all of your files to Wikileaks. Has it really taken you this long to realise?

[Peter Pedant]

You're reallyu Pope Francis arent you ?
i can tell by the way you can spell 'Bible'

[Buenchico]

^^^ Don't be silly, PP.

Theland says that he enjoys dressing up in his wife's frocks. The Pope doesn't need to do that - he's got his own!

[-SharonA-]

I love cheese on toast too with slices of onion and tomato. Beats a pizza any day.

[Theland]

Shhhh!
Frocks are a secret.

[Theland]

Sharon.
Welcome to the Cheese On Toast Club.