I Have Seen

[marval]

I have just seen a gypsy selling Clocks and Watches from an old 1950’s style police box, I think he’s a Time Traveller.

I had a dream last night that I went on holiday with a load of bananas, I was so disappointed when I woke up as they were such a lovely bunch.

I want to get a DVD from eBay. I’m confused. Do I click ‘Buy’ or ‘Watch this item’? Surely I want to do both.

I drew blood this morning. It was going to be a rainbow but I only had a red pen.

You have to admire Giraffes, no matter what, they always walk around with their heads held high.

My friend has a problem with catching things. It is starting to get out of hand.

A man walks into a library and asks if the book on virgins has arrived.
The librarian says, No we haven’t had any yet.
The man says, “Yes that’s the one.”

My partner said he was leaving me last night due to my obsession with averages.
I told him he was being mean.

[Patsy33]

Good bunch there again Marval! Lol....