my spelling isnt great ("you dont say" I hear some say, but one word I can spell is Marshal as I'm a fire marshal at work and a member of the public pointed out that all our yellow jacket's had MarshaLL on the back instead of marshal. They asked if that was my name. Nearly every time I see the word now its spelt wrong
Not quite the same thing but I always read "Shopfitters" as "Shoplifters" and wonder why they have it painted on their van.
A bigger bloomer today: I read that the Pope Benedict was a "Hooligan" instead of "Theologian".
Not so much what I forget to spell correctly, more like things that I now say because of my OH.
Teefs instead of teeth.
Feets instead of feet.
Buck buck smished and coated instead of chicken strips in batter.
Eatie feeties instead of chicken legs.
Squirriel instead of cereal.
Poodle instead of strudel.
roofs or rooves
hankderchiefs or hankerchieves
to-day or today
Alright is not all right
It would have been to better to use the them to teach us Shakespeare or Dickens
age 8 - a teacher spent all lesson teaching us what 'ample' meant. not apple she pointed out
Gordon Russell commented ( age 8) that it would take us all our life to learn English at this rate....