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umberella | 21:51 Wed 25th Apr 2007 | Jobs & Education
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I'm 40yrs old and a bit unfit. I,m keen to work outside farming, gardening, or consertvation. Anybody out there willing to offer training or give me a trail job?
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i can see you spent a lot of time and effort to create a good impression, and really convince us that you are a great candidate, that any company you love to have - i am sure people will be clamouring to snap you up...
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joko, thanks so much for your constructive reply, should I ever want to explore a career in polite ways to squash peoples hopes, I,ll surely make you my first port of call. Well done
go down ur jobcentre

i agree with joko u takin the mick u dont want a job you dont even state what part of the country you are ffs
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It's true I haven,t given much info, so perhaps you feel that your scepticism is warranted. Let me clarify.
Eager to learn, willing to work unpaid in exchange for knowledge and I am willing to travel anywhere in the country that is within 2 miles of the canal system. The unfit issue is something that will change over time, i.e the more physical, outdoors work Ido the stronger and healthier Iwill get. Now that's enough explaining...if anyone is at all interested in giving someone an honest chance to work hard and learn something new I'd love to hear from you...Itried the job centre and got Zilch. Cheers.
Your indignance speaks volumes
That you think your badly written question is an adequate way to acquire a job is laughable.
I mean seriously did you expect much of a response?
Had you been a 16 year old, I would have expected it, but 40!

Squash your hopes?? Really?? Can�t have been that strong if they are that easily squashed can they?

You can spell and punctuate so why not use them?

And then you say ��that�s enough explaining�� you claim to be really hard working but this shows you cannot be bothered to write anything substantial �not a good sign.

Good luck though, just make more of an effort to impress, as first impression count and you be surprised how what may seem minor to you, can set off alarm bells and be the deciding factor in employing a person.

Anyone can spout the right words, but it is often what is not said or the way things are said that say more than the words themselves.

By the way, this is not a jobs board, it is a question and answer site � people don�t tend to advertise jobs or seek them on here.

Thanks for the stars.
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joko, thanks again for your input, this is a question and answer site and free to all. Regardless of how badly composed or laughable you think my question is I still have the right to ask it.

ahh, you missed my point - you can ask whatever you like, of course you can, the point is you will not get a job here as it is not a jobs board.
though you have not asked for answers, you have made a requst to be physically given something.

you seem offended by this information - that you are in the wrong place, and that you have been told your ''application'' is rather lacking, well my apologies, obviously i am wrong - i look forward to seeing all the job offers.
you should listen to yourselves! i was cracking up reading these. well, if neither of you two benefitted from these questions and answers, i surely did; it made laugh!
try jobcentre online or monster
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glad you had a giggle tricks...I,m rather tickled myself. Redhead 23 thanks no luck there however I have found a fabulous site should anyone else be interested at:- www.wwoof.org.uk,

Joko, sorry I lazily fell asleep halfway through reading your reply it really wasn't that interesting. Peace though and take care
lazy and illiterate, eh?

your prospects just get better and better...



peace though
ahhh poor joko

umbrella send ur cvs out there man stop being idle !!!1 shame on you
Perhaps i have been a bit harsh.

I meant what I said, but perhaps i should have said it differently

my apologies.

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