Quick joke before i go to bed!!

[stevie1time]

A middle aged woman is looking in the mirror while her husband is sat on the bed reading....when she suddenly turns to him and says...' George,look at me, god bejesus,,my tits am sagging down to my waist my belly looks bloated,my skin looks rancid,and god help my arse,its going to Australia! Come on my true love please tell me something positive about me so i can smile' George turns and says ' well mavis,there is **** all wrong with your eyesight' XXXXXXXXXXXXX

[stevie1time]

Not being offensive or out of line,just a nice arrogant manly joke because of that lovely question Redhead asked earlier.......a bloke can try,try,try and try again,,,but shall never figure exactly what makes them tick, cant live with but cant live without....its a circle XXXx

[weeal]

lol

[figure]

hahaha!