burger king

[german-sex]

i was working at burger king last month and my wife came in and was like ' hey sh*t head give us a burger' I told my boss to throw her out and he wouldnt. then she said 'hey you sh*t head give me sum chips' i asked my boss to ring the police but he wouldnt so i threw a oke at her and she went. when i got home she was stoill coverd in coke and told me to have sex with her but i told my boss and he had sex with her and he gave her the burger and chips she wanted. i work in mcdonalds now and my wife is coming in tommorow, what should i do?

[deadlock240]

Go work at Olive Garden. They have great breadsticks and the likelyhood of your boss screwing your wife is relatively low working at a real restaurant as compared to a fast-food restaurant. Plus, the tips are at least 10% higher and the food is 100% better! And the best part is, the annoying customers are tossed out for the comfort of the non-annoying customers. Unless she's really really rich.

[Lil O'lady]

So like the home life of our own dear Queen.

[angeldraws]

Do the only thing you CAN do - stop telling her where you work!! Lol

[antiguru]

Please consider some permanent form of contraception.