Nine word's women use.

[mistys]

Just got sent this, it's well worth the read

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ..... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

All soo true :o) LOL

[whambam]

3 forms of communication:

Telephone

Telegram

Tell a Woman!

[funnygirl]

I am guilty of numbers 1 & 7

[whiskeysheri]

I'm guilty of them all.

[MiniN]

yup, guilty of all of em! us women are all the same aren't we?

i just don't understand why men have difficulty communicating with us!?

[tiggerblue10]

Ahem, what about the men?

"I'll put the bins out in a minute" which translates as "I'll put the bins out in 10 hours after I've been to the pub and watched the footie"!!! Lol

[bigmamma]

Yes indeedie , guilty of all of those

[annie0000]

tiggerblue and add in - after the bin men have been.

[4getmenot]

I say them all, sometimes they mean above sometimes I genuinly mean what I say

[4GS]

Things I've said:

1) The cheque's in the post, you should get it tomorrow
2) Of course I'll still respect you in the morning
3) I'm not like other men
4) I'll let you know by tapping your forehead
5) Yes I'd love to meet your parents

;-))

[4GS]

6) Mmmmm delicious can I have some more?

[mistys]

'I'll let you know by tapping your forehead' ??

How strange!! I don't think I even wanna know in what circumstance you said this.
As for the other four, how many time's have I heard them?!! *sigh*

[mistys]

6) - ?

Again I don't wanna know lol

[4GS]

Ahem
Think b j + bad taste in mouth

[4GS]

Number 6 refers to how atrocious some women cremate, I mean cook food

[mistys]

4) - Oh, erm, no stars for that kinda talk mr!!

6) - This was invented for me.

[leelapops]

I LOVE this! It is absolutely true, and I have said all of the above in the context of my relationship! However, I haven't used the word 'guilty', 'cos I don't think I am!

4GS, that might have been acceptable in the barracks (YES, I said barracks!) but there'll be less of that round here young man! *Loud sigh* *Thanks* lol!

x

[mightyWBA]

10. I Do (complete nonsense, sucker).