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bored bored bored job huntings not going to well today
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have phoned a few places nothing going but have taken my details
sent off a few emails to keep checking on them
been on various websites job centre monster jobs ect nothing going grrrrrrrr
someone tell me a joke a naughty poem anything cheer me up !!!!
sent off a few emails to keep checking on them
been on various websites job centre monster jobs ect nothing going grrrrrrrr
someone tell me a joke a naughty poem anything cheer me up !!!!
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A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm
handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a university graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager, "Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how."
handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a university graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager, "Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how."
You know you work in the Teenies's when...
You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
Your CV is on a memory stick in your pocket.
You really get excited about a 1.7% pay rise.
You learn about your redundancy on the 10 o'clock news.
Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose all your best jokes.
Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.
Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries annual budgets combined.
It's dark when you drive to and from work, even in the summer.
You know exactly how many days you've got left until you retire.
Interviewees, despite not having the relevant knowledge or experience, terminate the interview when told of the starting salary.
You see a good looking, smart person and you know it must be a visitor.
Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.
The work experience person gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all the features, while you have time to go for lunch while yours powers up.
Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in hospital.
You're already late on the assignment you just got.
There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff your department is short of, but they can afford four full-time management consultants advising your boss's boss on strategy.
Holiday is something you roll over to next year or a cheque you (don't) get in January.
You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
Your CV is on a memory stick in your pocket.
You really get excited about a 1.7% pay rise.
You learn about your redundancy on the 10 o'clock news.
Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose all your best jokes.
Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.
Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries annual budgets combined.
It's dark when you drive to and from work, even in the summer.
You know exactly how many days you've got left until you retire.
Interviewees, despite not having the relevant knowledge or experience, terminate the interview when told of the starting salary.
You see a good looking, smart person and you know it must be a visitor.
Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.
The work experience person gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all the features, while you have time to go for lunch while yours powers up.
Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in hospital.
You're already late on the assignment you just got.
There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff your department is short of, but they can afford four full-time management consultants advising your boss's boss on strategy.
Holiday is something you roll over to next year or a cheque you (don't) get in January.
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