Loo Dilema!

[milly143]

Am in work and all the pipes have frozen so we have no running water. I made the mistake of having a second cup of tea and now I really need a wee! What would you do?

[mccfluff]

surely the cisterns will still be full though?

what are your maintenance people doing?

[ummmm]

Well you can't hold it in for too long. You might have no choice but to go.

[China Doll]

I would go for a wee.

[milly143]

Cisterns? Maintenance people? That would make it an ordinary work place.

I should point out the offices here are glorified sheds.

[mccfluff]

i'll call her shirley if i want, take that pieface

[milly143]

ooppss when you said cistern I was thinking water tank. One of the idiot boys flushed it to see if it would flush and it didn't fill back up again.

[China Doll]

Just go for a wee.... I don't really understand the problem.

[stewey]

Well, if your plumbing is frozen you won't be able to wee will you?

[Eve]

If you have to go you have to go, is there another workplace or cafe or similar nearby you could go to?

[milly143]

Cos I can't flush it China.

We are pretty much in the middle of nowhere. None of the other offices have running water either. I'm getting the boys to drive me to a cafe in town for lunch so I might just have to try and hold it until then.

[China Doll]

It's a wee! It's not that offensive... Just go, it'll be ok, it's not your fault the toilet is blocked and it's bad for you to hold on too long.

[mccfluff]

its only wee, don;t worry about it, unless its super smelly or green or something

[jackthehat]

Is it imperitive that the loo flushes ?

Emptying my bladder would be more important than whether I was able to flush it away afterwards......

[milly143]

ha ha, no! I can't do that at work!

[jackthehat]

Do you have to do it in front of people............?!?

[Eve]

If you're that desperate I'd just go, it's only wee!

[society]

As long as you're not menstruating then go...

[tiggerblue10]

I hope you've been!