..."drive away today" "workhorse" "run around" "never missed a beat".
Does anyone else pick up on these used car cliches?
I can't help wondering if the use of the term "quick sale" might mean "please buy this car hastily then drive it away before you discover its faults"
LOL "caveat emptor" - I suppose including the line "sold as seen" would ring too many alarm bells. I hate (the process of) buying second hand stuff from complete strangers, especially cars.
...especially as that "one lady owner" is one of those aggressive chavvy beamer drivers that appear up my trumpet if I'm a bit slow about getting back out of the overtaking lane!