Divorce Proposal

[Hymie]

After 25 years of marriage, a husband looked at his wife and said ‘Twenty five years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car and slept on a sofa bed – but I didn’t care because every night I got to sleep with a sexy twenty eight year old blond’.

‘Now we have a nice house, nice car and sleep in a big comfy bed, but I’m sleeping with a fifty three year old woman who, to be brutally honest has let herself go’.

His wife replied calmly, ‘Then why don’t you go out and get yourself a sexy twenty eight year old blond?’

‘And if you do, I’ll make sure that once again you’ll be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed’.

[Old_Geezer]

Because they aren't so easy to find ?