Traffic Report - We Heard What She Said But We Know What She Meant

[10ClarionSt]

Once again the M6 is closed, this time Northbound near jct 19 (Thurs) due to "an incident. Traffic is backing up to jct 18"
What she meant was keep the fk away from the M6, at all times cos the "incident" at jct 19 means that northbound traffic is backing up all the way to Stoke. They try to make it sound like it's something trivial. Backing up to jct 18 my armpit! When that matrix says "Delays of 30 mins" or whatever the time given, your best bet is double it. That will be the true delay time.

[bednobs]

eh?

[Mamyalynne]

After a job writing traffic reports, won't get it.

[sunny-dave]

https://i.imgur.com/65bsF.jpg?fb

[ToraToraTora]

Caused by dogs in the road I believe.

[ToraToraTora]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/30/10/2721334A00000578-0-image-m-2_1427707393104.jpg

[Electrochem]

Always makes me laugh when they say "closed for an accident".
Sounds like it's been arranged!

Was probably like that when they got the information, but doesn't take long to get far worse, particularly on a Friday.