End Of Your Tether With Man Flu?

[gness]

I have the remedy!



Take yourself off for two glorious hours of head, neck and shoulder massage......a luxurious facial and a manicure with a wonderful arm and hand massage.....

When you float home he will still have man flu but you won't give a hoot...... ;-)

[rockyracoon]

Good for you, Gness. I know how painful, manflu is for a woman.

[gness]

Isn't it just, Rocky......I think when they are over it we should get an award......or even just a bunch of flowers..... ;-)

[Rockrose]

Glad you had a good time is that the Christmas manicure?
I worked out today before I go back to work I will need a haircut manicure and eyebrow tint and wax

[rockyracoon]

I nice bottle of vino, at the very least

[ubasses]

Double whammy here, man flu while he is recovering from hip replacement surgery.

[BANANASPLITS]

Glad too see all your compassion ladies lolx

[gness]

Not the Christmas manicure, RR......just treating my nails kindly until they recover from the gel manicures and, like Dave, get their strength back..... x

[gness]

Don't think I'll get the vino, Rocky.....when he was tucked up and shnuffling I accidentally opened and drank a bottle of his special for Christmas wine.....lovely it was... :-)

Then you deserve a week in a spa, Ubasses......x

Maybe it's.....what comes around goes around....Banana..... ;-)

[douglas9401]

You should be grateful he doesn't have PMT, you'd have to put up with the moaning AND sleep with one eye open.

[gness]

Douglas... PMT is our kind way of preparing you for the menopause...x

[sivam]

LOL. Although I shouldn't.

[tonyav]

You women will never understand just how bad it, alright I suppose you might come close ( but not quite ) during labour.

[Barmaid]

Well Mr BM thinks he has a broken rib (it wasnt me, honest). FGS you have never heard such anguish! I wish I could bloody well clear off for a couple of hours but I cant.

[gness]

Laugh away, Sivam...you know it's the way we cope.... ;-)

Clear off, Tony!

Does he sigh lots, BM? Men have this sighing thing.....sit outside the bedroom door and all is silent.....go inside and the long suffering sighing begins..... :-(

[tonyav]

:-)

[Barmaid]

The sighs and the groans are deafening!!!!!!!!! I told him not to be so ****** ridiculous. Yes he did fall down the stairs a week ago and at worst he has pulled a muscle. I walked round with a broken toe and he laughed fgs! I am having a sympathy failure........

[shoota]

A Tibetan monk told me that all we need is a steak and a …..
Then we go to sleep.

[tonyav]

A wise man that monk, shoota.

[gness]

You really need to stop seeing those monks, Shoota........ :-)

[shoota]

A Tibetan nun told me.....