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*So, here's the story of what is easily the worst car I've ever had to work on.
Bought by my inlaws on a whim for £8,000 in 2006, it was a Polo 1.2 hatch. They owned it for 5 years, but added only 11k miles on top of the 3k it had. The mileage is a verified 100% correct, just an example of what used to be known as a **Friday afternoon car.
So when you think your transport is starting to be a money pit consider:
Engine management light on. Brake light switch replaced.
Rear shock absorber lost all of its damping. Replaced.
Engine management light on again (this was being reported in the motoring press at the time on their staff cars, spark plugs were thought to be the cause) spark plugs replaced.
On holiday, engine overheated in a six-hour tailback on the year's hottest day. Cooling fan connections corroded. New wiring loom was £900, old loom repaired.
Both rear light bulb holders corroded. Cheaper to replace complete light units from Hella than buy from VW for just the boards which are made by Hella anyway.
Both front suspension bushes worn out. Fit new ones.
Engine management light on again. Following a week on Google, it becomes clear that the cylinder heads of this engine were defective. In the rest of Europe, VW/VAG paid the 3,700 Euro to repair those affected. UK ***VAG as far as I can see denied there ever was a fault. I got incredibly lucky and found a genuine VAG engine repair kit for a £240 gift as they were a very discounted £1400 from VAG for those outside UK. It contained: New cylinder head, catalytic converter and a whole lot more. A bargain.
Both rear wheel cylinders leaking brake fluid, new ones, as well as shoes fitted.
Both oxygen sensors failed owing to the engine fault which contaminated their delicate chemistry.
Plus lots of minor faults. I calculated what this car would have cost them going to the main dealers. It was around £6,800. And my mother in law still insists it was the best car she ever owned.
£6k in 10k miles, the worst car I have ever known.
*I realise that I do ramble, nowt much else to do as awaiting operation x 2.
** For those younger ones amongst us (I'm sure you worked it out anyway) a Friday afternoon car is one that's thrown together as the assembly line workers are looking forward to the weekend and so not a very good car.
***Volkswagen-Audi Group (Gruppe).
Night night.