An Explanation.............

[banker_frank]

Good Morning Folks
For 2 weeks I’ve been participating on this Q&A site. I had an accident a couple of weekends ago and have been confined to barracks by the Doctors due to severe bruising and a haematoma the size of a small African country on my shin. Bed (couch) rest with leg elevated was prescribed and believe me for a very active bloke this has driven me nuts. Anyhow I’m back to the HorsePittall this afternoon and hopefully will get Parole and back to day job Monday.

Thank you for those welcoming people who humoured me and answered my questions. There was no agenda save a selfish need to pass a few hours in the company of ‘real’ people.

To those who suggested I was a sweaty Troll in a string vest, a (wait for it…) Returning User , worked for the CIA, GCHQ, or even….The Editor: Belligerent remarks to new users such as ‘who are you’ what is your motive’, I know who you are, ad nauseum, are very off putting, exclusive and I suggest eventually threaten the profitability of the site. This is not a Country Club its an open Forum that relies on Advertising revenue and footfall to keep it going, and a very nice one it is too.

Many Thanks, Have a nice weekend.

[Mamyalynne]

Hope you get the go ahead to return to active duty Frank.

[anneasquith]

So remind us frank, who were you ? ;*)

[Patsy33]

Thanks for being so frank, Frank.
Glad you enjoyed your time on here and all being well, fit for work on Monday.

[banker_frank]

Anne: Well my name's not Frank and I don't work in a Bank if that helps but other than that I found this site looking for something else.

[Zacs-Master]

'This is not a Country Club its an open Forum that relies on Advertising revenue and footfall to keep it going, and a very nice one it is too. '

Thanks for the explanation. I agree entirely with the above summation of AnswerBank.

[spathiphyllum]

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[banker_frank]

Spath Thanks mate they'll have me on desk duty with me foot on a chair but that's ok by me. At least I can flash my I.D. card if anyone asks me who I am, what are my motives, and if I've been someone else in a past life ( smiley face) Happy Daze.

[Bobbisox1]

Haha, love it, I find your Qs very thought provoking and try to participate if I can ,as for the 'who are you' and banned user malarkey ,take no notice, I've been there too haha
Get well soon and hope little Africa diminishes in size on your shin

[hereIam]

Oh God yes, the 'banned user' and comments about not being new when you say you are go on and on ad infinitum - very tiring.

Good luck b_f.

[Cloverjo]

I quite like your questions and I answer if I’ve something to say. Your questions are nothing like a certain recent member who’d ask all sorts of things and not join in the discussion. Get well soon.

[aelmpvw]

if i happen to see someone on desk duty with their foot on a chair i'll be tempted to say 'hello frank'

[Canary42]

/// this has driven me nuts. ///

You said it mate ;-)

Get well soon.

[Mexican18]

I'm sure I remember Frank telling Danny that he was at work in a post last week!

[gness]

Have you any idea what you’ve missed by not telling us this earlier, Frank?
We would have rolled out the help an indisposed aber gang.
Look at Mamya’s avatar....now wouldn’t that have been nice....Mamya nursing you.
Spath would cut your grass......Ael sends Doris to do your ironing with her new fangled plug in iron......Sunny lines up opened bottles of wine complete with bendy straws......TonyAV reads you the history of Aston Villa football club......Tilly gives a good dry land demonstration of aqua aerobics and if you have a high chair Rockrose will show you how to dismount a horse at speed....
Marvel, Patsy and Co will have you in stitches with their never-ending flow of jokes....well perhaps stitches is not the right word.....but hey!
Sqad sends his latest book.....How to Tell Silk from Polyester by Touch......(we can all do that but not usually by using Sqad’s methods).

Me?.....well I give a fantastic Swedish Massage but if you’re too frail.....or sozzled...... or just losing the will to live......I’ll cook for you.

It’s been a while since we have had new members join the gang so if you have a service to offer Frank to aid his recovery feel free to post it here..... Gx

[banker_frank]

Mexican -I was asked if the boss knew I was posting on AB -I answered I was the boss (smiley face). I did have a few reports to type up though.

[banker_frank]

gness, what a star (kissy face) lol!

[Mexican18]

Apologies Frank.

[Lie-in King]

I hope your recovery continues comfortably.

[spathiphyllum]

Gness i wouldn't just cut Franks grass, i would also take away the trimmings! ;)

[windywillow]

Depending on how busy spath is, I'd be willing to trim Frank's bush for him. I enjoy a bit of gardening now and again.