In Prison

[wendilla]

In prison you spend majority of time in an 8x10 cell
In work you spend majority of time at a 6x8 desk
In prison you get 3 meals a day
At work you get a break for a meal and you don't have to pay for it
In prison you get time off for good behaviour
In prison the guard locks and unlocks the door for you At work you must carry around a security card and open all the doors yourself
In prison you watch tv and play games
In prison you get your own toilet
At work you have to share one with someone who pees on it
In prison they allow your family and friends to visit
At work you can't even speak to you family on phone
In prison the tax payers pay all the expenses with no work required
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners in prison
You must deal with sadistic wardensAt work they call them managersHave a great day at work I'M GOING TO PRISON.