How best to dispose of a corpse

[TorahBoy]

If you were to find yourself in the position of having a corpse to dispose of on the QT, how would you go about it? Imagine, you have access only to tools and chemicals easily available to anyone, and that you live in a flat with no back garden to bury the evidence in.....

I know this isn’t strictly a ‘Law’ question, but I wasn’t sure where else to post this(!)

[jake-the-peg]

A while ago someone was caught simply cutting one up anf flushing it in parts down the toilet.

They were caught when the drains backed up.

It occured to me that the main mistake they made was to be too impatient

[ummmm]

Wasn't that Denis Nelson?

He use to put his victims under the floorboards and bring them out in the evening to watch Telly with them.

[Sqad]

ummmm....only when "Waking the Dead" was on.

[ummmm]

lol sqad.

Who's disappeared?

[villa_fan007]

digging the hole is a start but i find lime works best as an extra ingredient to adbefore refilling.

[keithlbw]

If you live near the sea.....cut it into little pieces and go and feed the seagulls each day.

[ELVIS68]

Log burning stove, then just put the bones in a neighbours dustbin half hour before the binmen are due, works everytime lol