'The Mobility Scooter'
THE MOBILITY SCOOTER.
A trendy young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2010 Ferrari GTO. It is also most expensive car in the world, and it costs him £350,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
An old man on a Mobility Scooter ( looking about 75 years old) stops next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, young man??"
The young man replies, "A 12010Ferrari GTO. It cost me £350.000" That's a lot of money, "says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young bloke proudly.
The curious old man asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then sitting back on his scooter, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"
Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! something whips by him, going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself
Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! and it looked like the old man on the mobility scooter, "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a scooter outrun a Ferrari?!"
But again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh, Ka- bblaMMM! It ploughs into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.
The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my god! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers with his dying breath, "Unhook...my braces... ahh-ahh - gasp! - from your side-view mirror..." & he collapses .