Questions and thoughts.

[starone]

When I was born the doctor spanked me on my bottom. Can I sue him for sexual harrassment or assault with intent?

My six year old niece says her teacher told her that little girls can grow up to be anything they choose so why did I choose to be an old lady?

My husband doesn't look anything like the handsome, long-haired kid I married 30 years ago. Can I get a DNA test to make sure it's still him?

Shall we try getting up every night at 2 a.m. to feed the cat? If we get on all right with that we can talk about having a baby.

At my age getting lucky means finding my car in the multi-story car park.

No, I am not 60 - I'm £59.95 plus tax.

[vonhabsburg]

Love the humour!!

[Jemisa]

I can identify with all that SB, LOL.

jem