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Slapshot | 23:36 Thu 22nd Dec 2011 | Jokes
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A passenger taps a Taxi Driver on the shoulder, the driver craps himself, veers all over the road, nearly hits a bus and stops just before it crashes through a shop window.

Passenger says "F**k me you're a bit jumpy. "

Taxi driver says "sorry mate, it's my first day. I've been driving a Hearse for the last 20 years"
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