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Well,I now own a Bush Turntable! Explained the situation to the staff and left my phone number but false name. Asked if they would also look out for him. They backed away from the desk and kept slowly saying..Okaaay....okaaay. I have now become the small town eccentric which was bound to happen. Just thought I`d be a bit older when it did.
Blown it with the builder I think. Can hear mutterings along the lines of...Box of frogs...box of frogs.
Thank you for your finding him suggestions. Will do the radio bit this afternoon if I can. Last time I went on radio in Calgary to sell baby and toddler bits before return to UK the presenter, at the end of my list, asked if that was everything. I said yes it was because we had decided to keep the baby. Oh! the complaints. Will reign in my humour this time.x