Sperm going in the wrong direction

[flump1]

OK, just heard this on the Wright Programme on TV. A lady and her husband went for IVF treatment and as part of the procedure a sperm test was carried out. The man had enough of the lil critters, but apparently they were swimming the wrong way . I don't get it. Where the hell do they swim for then? Do they have an egg allergy ?

[Graham-W]

New TV programme. "I'm a Sperm. Let me out of here."

[Sqad]

\\\ Do they have an egg allergy ?\\\\

LOL

[sir.prize]

The same thing happened when Mr Wright was conceived.

[anneasquith]

poor motility ?

[ummmm]

They must be female sperm...no sense of direction :-)

[sunny-dave]

Do they have an egg allergy ?

Brilliant - give that mouse a prize :+)

[jackthehat]

No......definitely Male Sperm.......refusing to stop and ask for directions...LoL

[mike11111]

The poor things can probably only do the back stroke and have yet to master the front crawl.

[ummmm]

A 50/50 mix then :-)

[nungate]

Maybe they need satnav

[sunny-dave]

vagnav surely ummmm ?

[sunny-dave]

nunnnnn sorry

[nungate]

LOL Dave

[boxtops]

I didn't think they had much choice in the matter

[Baldric]

Change the polarity, blow................don't suck!!!

[mike11111]

Spermatozoa have probably more intelligence than we give them credit for. The lead one must have turned to the others and said, "Hang on, guys, you don't want to go there, trust me, it'll just lead to a whole lot of grief!"

[moonraker558]

Perhaps the woman was ugly.

[EDDIE51]

I think it means they were not mobile enough , as in swimming incorrectly .
This is a relatively common problem.

[mickrog]

obviously he does not know if he is coming or going

[Old_Geezer]

The wrong way might not mean the wrong direction, might mean in the wrong manner.

Had they got past the tonsils yet ?