Medicare Part X, New Seniors Program....

[jrtv]

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians!!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!


Need new teeth? No problem. Need new glasses? No problem. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a nursing home.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.

The best part of this program… now that you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?

[anneasquith]

ok im in. can we choose which prison we go to. I wont use the bullets, yet !!!!!!!!

[ummmm]

I think your argument is flawed.

Pensioners don't have to pay for eye tests or dental treatment. They are also as entitled as everyone else to knew hips/lungs/kidneys/hearts...yada yada.

[rowanwitch]

just go into an oap home shoot four residents you go to prison your four mates get somewhere to live as well

[Jeza]

Disagree Umm Free eye test yes. Free dental care no. Well not for me and mic, but then again we're not on benefit.

[pastafreak]

This is the UK,so no Medicare here. But Part 10 may be at the rate we are 'progressing'....

;-)

[tonyav]

My 83 year old aunt has to pay for her dental treatment.

[boxtops]

This isn't a new concept, this "proposal" gets posted on here quite frequently.

[McMouse]

Just use one bullet. Place the barrel in your mouth............