Essay

[marval]

A teacher told all their students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one boy, he just wrote, “Rain stopped play."


Peter: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and
one is blue with red spots!
Kirk: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.


A teacher asked Johnny, what word do you know that has the most letters?
Johnny replied a post box.


Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."

[berniecuddles]

lol what you on today?

[marval]

Would you believe a chair Bernie?

[berniecuddles]

aw gawd another one lol

[DTCwordfan]

An Oxford Uni philosophy exam, question number x, "Describe the philosophy of being brave." One student answered in two words, "This is."

[Psybbo]

How very trying, LOL marval

[Ken4155]

Policeman; "Did you kill your husband?"
Wife; "No, he was born with 6 bullet holes in his body."

[marval]

I like it Ken.

[Svejk]

lol@anna

[sandyRoe]

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